We'll make a hillbilly out of you yet.

I am sorry in advance and after the fact. The women that I usually correspond with/and live around here. Aren't.. Rather don't.. Umm, how can I say it without offending anyone. They are so empowered that they act just like one of the guys. Umm, I think that might be a good reasoning.. Yes. So I often forget my manors/act truthfully and treat most women I am friends with, with the same respect as I treat other guys who I hang around with around here. Of course I should be more noble like Shouse but, I'm not of nobility and thus am prone to outbursts that only an underling can produce. So forgive me or not, when I make crude remarks without any regard or sensitivity to that line that divides our gender. Which doesn't mean that I don't treat women with respect. That's a given, only that, I have enough respect for them that I feel they can have as much or even more fun with jokes that are of a joking manor.

I am a new age man, who wears a pink tutu. What do you expect, from a 21yr crude man named Lulu? I am of the clan Lulu, and I respectfully wear my tutu. Please never take me seriously, because I sure as heck don't.

Seriously though, I deeply regret saying what I said and I think as punishment, Trallyus should smack my behind twenty times. Then add five more just because of how much of an ass I was about this whole ordeal. Yes, I'm a oh, oh so bad boy...

*Smack*
Ahh!
*Smack*
Ahh!

So that is what ya want . You and Trallyus need to work that out.

I'm sorry, you want to play along as well, huh? Well, you can. I'm sure Trallyus can use some super shouse in his creative art, that is smacking my behind..

Maybe I can help him with the electric probe.

You would? That is so nice of you. That's my favorite part of the whole thing.. Thanks Shouse! Thanks!
Ohhh-ooooo Ahhhhh-aaaaa

I'll leave you two alone so Shouse can probe you more

Am I the only one who found Probester a little ... lacking? I mean, okay I might have been expecting too much, but even now I still receive no word of when I can schedule an appointment. Come on, he can't be that busy.
Trallyus, console me. Hold me. Punish me..

I am very very busy. I will never get caught up.

I was here but now I'm gone, I leave this post to carry on.

Well I am looking for everybody I think yall
are hiding.

peek-a-boo

I am not hiding. I just could not find anyone who wanted to talk.

I still have stuff to do. But will look forward to getting with ya later if you want too.

I hide only the nudity.. Yes! As naked as can be. Since I'm nude right now and really liking it, I am hiding so if you want to find me. Just look to where nudity resides. Yes another random thought for you to question my intentions and sanity.. Goo-Goo-Goo-Good day, Sir.

Nothing wrong with being nude-as long as
you are inside with the drapes closed!!!

You know. The drapes are so .. Wide Open! Look everyone, look at me! Yay! Yay!

Kris,you are sooo bad.

Now I see that you've been putting socks down your pants.

The socks thing never works when ya get down to it.

Nope.