Not just here. Other places I frequent appear dead. My sparkling sense of humor can't be the only cause

I am hoping all of that is over--Look how silly we looked

You may want to add a smiley when your joking for us denser folks who do not get humor unless there is a smiley

Ah. But sometimes I don't realize I'm joking (?)

Maybe we need to step up and keep er going.

that answer is so zen like

Also, everything I say is a lie. Including this statement

Hmmm, reminds me of some star trek logic given by spock to foil a computers logic Or maybe I am grasping at straws

Love your smilies Shouse

Thanks. I have to let folks know that I am not angry when posting here.

Yea that was the one with Mudd and his robots. They did a "Harolds House" on them and the robots lost their minds.

Yep I just recently saw the episode on the scifi channel and I guess so did gweeptish

No. That was old when the world was young

To change the subject. Does anyone know where Dick Clark keeps his Dorian Grey portrait?

What is old when the world was young is the line "Last time I heard that joke , I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur."

Now that is old

Yes. Though that is old enough to have hair

Speaking of dorian grey, I was shocked that the guy who wrote the league of extraordinary gentlemen comics for DC was taking it to another publisher for creative reasons

HOLD ON-TO SOME OF THESE. THEY ARE WORTH REMEMBERING.

An Old Farmer's Advice:

> * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

> * Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you
bounce.

> * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

> * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

> * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

> * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

> * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

> * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

> * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

> * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

> * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

> * Every path has a few puddles.

> * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

> * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

> * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

> * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

> * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

> * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time.

> * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

> * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

> * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it
gets, the harder it is to swaller.

> * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

> * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

>&n! bsp; * S ometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

> * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches
you from the mirror every mornin'.

> * Always drink upstream from the herd.

> * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
judgment.

> * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back
in.

> * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

> * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to
God.

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I hate burning candles that smell like pancake syrup!

I also hate the smell of pancake syrup!